"Mmm, titty!"

At 8 months, Sam Walters Jr. has taken the Boston comedy scene by precious, adorable storm. Cooed Robyn Vaughn of the Boston Herald, "Who's a little comic? Who's a little comic? Are you a little comic? Yes you are! Yes you are!" and the Globe's Michael Blowen shrieked, "Eeeeeh! He's so cute, I just want to gobble him up!" Then he pinched the young comic's cheeks.

While this prodigious comedian's style has been described as prurient, even fecal, Walters Jr. prefers the term infantile. Commenting on this he's said, "AaaahhhahhaaAAAHHhhgagagagagayayayoyo... yoyo... goo." Pushed to expand he replies simply, "(spittle)." Indeed.

(Sam Walters Jr. is available for club appearances, corporate functions and, of course, baby showers. He can be had for as little as a lullaby - though some applesauce is nice - but due to his incontinence, requires an assistant be on hand to change his nappy.)